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The Cockney Translater!



Gooday gullible guru enablers...

Here’s a tune for the gurus themselves, parasites without enough talent to support them... awww...



Hope you’re in good spirits, or pissed, stoned etc.


Gotta be these days just to get on the train to the inane brain drain… ain't ya...


Shame about George, a real character, I only met him a few times, four I fink...

Dunno,

I remember the last time I saw him was at his place in Hampstead… A queen mate of his owed me 1200 spondoolics. (For studio time).

I knew if I went round his gaff, he would be too much of a gent not to pick up the bill, (as he introduced us…George introduced me to his mate, a wannabe)


There is one more story that no one will have:

A friend of a friend was in the Village (Pentonville prison London) at the same time he went down (George) for arguing with the corner of a wall in his car. Under the influence.So he ended up inside for a bit.

My friend was in the next cell, the George got sent down, he hadn't seen the newspapers, just in the Happybus and home, ya know...

So he saw my mate had a newspaper, he asked if he could borrow it to see, (as he was on the front page) my mate did let him have it of course.

When George had finished with it he signed it and ringed his face on the photo which accompanied the headline,

To so n so with love, look at me etc…


Now he is dead.


We feed on death in the entertainment industry; the king of rock n roll couldn't get spat on ‘til he died.


When my friend saw he (George) had passed away, he went looking for the newspaper, found it, stuck it on eBay…

It sold straight away, with a letter explaining how he got it.


Thinkers, ain't we..?



As I watch the electronic culture start to eat itself, I wonder if anyone else is sitting waiting with popcorn watching it all...unfold...pixelate before our confused little brains we are soooo proud of…a section of another beings existence…

Our great brains...



Feed a brain and it develops a need and a greed is born.

Depends on the food…

Long-term exposure to the wrong or right fodder depending on your point of view can and does change your genes…


Is a platform heel in or a stiletto this season? … Such a worry keeping up with it all...

Quick where’s my fuckbook to twatter at…all over my youboobs…


Click me baby click me….ooh yeah….donate...


Parasite existence is not an existence for a higher life form.


So to my Court cases...

There will be three.


They are pronged to annoy…my metadata is prepared and both sides are ready to destroy each other in public should be wicked, wicked fun.


First we go after the Gas suppliers…

Two.


BRITISH GAS

SCOTTISH POWER


They are robbing the poor to pay shareholders massive dividends. Oh and the shareholders then pay the cunt at the top for coming up with it… People have died because of this…


The second.

The police.


They have a gang working inside the ranks. The gang is robbing people.

The people they rob are people who look like they are going to be a problem for the state...


You’re fingered and then the construct starts around you to make you look a bit like a loon or an extremist etc.

Then they raid you and steel everything as evidence.

They take any money you have and then ignore you (they can because legal aid has been removed for civil cases) which they say it is when you go to get your stuff back as you have done nothing… Hey presto you’re fucked.

It’s being used to silence journalists, activists, any vista really.


Well I have them bang to rights and on video; they even tried to give me the money back on the quiet.

Guess what I said...

I am currently sourcing a new lawyer as they threatened my last one with losing her business.

I have found a barrister, but need a new lawyer to instruct her.


The third.

THE DWP


They are defrauding the British taxpayer buy the millions...

It’s complicated.

I got myself right in the middle and have all I need to prove my point.


It’s a group of crimes,

They cover everything…


But I’m going to pick the bits I know they can’t...the ever so loose ends.

I should be run over or fall out a window soon…


Or maybe an executive order... Same thing.

Let’s see,


BRITISH GAS /SCOTTISH POWER FIRST.

The lying scum of a chairman... A killer with a policy.


Oh and you all at last get to see my mug, won't that be nice?

Mwahahahahahaha...



Lastly Hello to our very own Queen Bee…

She ain’t who she seems, she got summing to say.

Liars will fade away.



More will be arriving, they are all ready and waiting…

Should be an interesting year.


No guru no begging no book no film no conference no personal speaking but most of all NO SHIT.